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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
Glaze Factor by anonymous December 3, 2021
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glazerbeam 

a solid stream of glaze poured onto onother pearson after a impressive or important event.
My friend got a 5k ace! needless to say i pulled out the "glazerbeam"
glazerbeam by Bobcheebles September 24, 2023

Honey-glazer 

A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.
Honey-glazer by J4j April 11, 2013

De-glaze the Pan 

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.
"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."
De-glaze the Pan by 5seat January 22, 2014

doodoo glaze 

after a man performs 'truffle butter', he then proceeds to spread the truffle butter onto food, thus creating a glaze, which the female eats. (Usually bread..ur discretion, but organic's good.)
"Damn girl, lemme wipe that truffle butter up...I'm about to give you this 'doodoo glaze' on a croissant."
doodoo glaze by D/G May 20, 2015

smokey glaze

The act of soaking your pubes in lighter fluid, sucking yourself off while on fire and finishing on your face with a Smokey Glaze
"Oh man, last night I gave myself a smokey glaze. Best nut of my life.
smokey glaze by Contagion33 November 30, 2017

anal glaze 

The light smearing of shit on the head of your penis after boinking some babe’s asshole.
Terry’s mom is a freak, she loves licking her anal glaze off my root.
anal glaze by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018