gaffer

A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one

I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer

by Hayton April 21, 2005

Gaffe

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a gaffe

"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden

"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden

by Icy Wyte June 13, 2022

guffawrt

A guffawrt is the practice of simultaneously laughing, or guffawing, and farting.

My most embarassing guffawrt was during a job interview at Sizzler.

by Brunocerous December 14, 2005

Gaff

An error.

He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Gruff

Girl's Really Ugly Fat Freind

Matt: Conner keeps hooking up with GRUFFs.

Taylor: That's why he's such a great wingman.

Matt: so true.

by Eringobrag December 31, 2009

Gruff

Old womans vagina, or grey muff.

Check out that gilf's gruff!

by punch!uation November 25, 2010

gaffe

A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.

"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."

"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."

Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."

by Van Timm August 20, 2011