pearly gates

the place you need to go through to get to heaven.

i hopped the pearly gates and got sent to hell.

by tom March 2, 2004

Darth Gates

A nickname for Micro$oft founder Bill Gates, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global asshole.

Has Darth Gates blackM$ailed any schools in your country yet?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

The Barbarians are at the gates.

A term used to convey the very urgent need for a toilet.

Similar to moles nose and touching cloth.

....it has been great talking to you but I really gotta go. The Barbarians are at the gates.

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

The Great Gatsby

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.

While his students' brains melted out of their heads due to boredom, the English teacher droned on about the signifigance of Gatsby's car being yellow throughout the boring novel, The Great Gatsby.

by The Kid whose brain was melted out of his head June 12, 2006

pill gates

any man who is as thin as a stick, wears a top-hat, and has a cane

Wow! That man was quite the pill gates!

by Pill Gates August 12, 2004

Gatto

See "Hunchback"

George is such a Gatto, he needs to change that stanky camo hoodie.

by Georgou$ July 26, 2009

Gatesgate

The controversy surrounding the arrest of Henry Louis Gates, Harvard University scholar and educator, and the subsequent allegations of racial profiling and racism against the Cambridge (MA) Police Department.

The health care lobbyist is annoyed that Gatesgate has overshadowed the news coverage of the debate to which she has invested so much time.

by Bud J. July 28, 2009