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fuzzyturd

The end result when two gays go to a petshop to purchase a rodent. This term is a noun.
Tom Cat shoved Jerry Mouse up Adam Lambert's ass thus turning Jerry into a fuzzyturd.
by Dadrizzler October 11, 2010
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Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.
by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012
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Fuzzock

Fuzzock is a Yorkshire word for a Donkey
Fuzzocks mallin braying - it's gonter rain
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Fuzzstache

A mustache a teenager grows when he or she hits puberty
Michael began to grow a fuzzstache at age thirteen.
by Juice Florida September 25, 2017
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Fuzzed

by Dj27621 February 10, 2019
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Eye Fuzzies

Nick: BruH that Obamas face gave me eye fuzzies

Abby: ew
by CoconutJuiceMan September 13, 2020
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Fuzzies

NOUN. hFeeling of happiness gained by love; the butterfly feeling.
The poem she wrote about me gave my the fuzzies.
by GunnZmith November 10, 2003
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