Fountains of Varnoth

Place where people who are cheesing their balls off can swim with the Itty-Titty Fairies of Mammary mountain.

Gerald Broflovski and Kenny McCormick were both seen getting high on cat urine which is referring to as "cheesing" in the South Park episode Major Boobage. While in their "cheesed" state they would enter a world heavily influenced by the 1981 film Heavy Metal where they would set out to claim the boob princess and lather her rockin tits in water. They would do battle in a variety of arenas such as the Breastriary, and get to swim in the Fountains of Varnoth, none of which were real since they were just cheesed out of their minds.

by Papi Chulo Judan July 28, 2011

Yellow Fountain

When one puts an oily hot dog up the urethra and tries to release urine. The painful result is urine scattering in all directions; hence a yellow fountain.

A: Did you hear about jesse last night?
B: No, what did she do?
A: I heard he got drunk and did a yellow fountain!

by UtikzBoss January 18, 2011

Jack fountain

A man in a group who is jizzed on repeatedly.

Did you see tim last night. He was the jack fountain.

by A friend of jack September 11, 2011

The Foundation Guild

A boosting guild which whips their trial members to make then gxp. Pretty damn homo in general, Blood OP.

Oh The foundation guild they boost right? I heard that timedeo is in it now, now we know how we got max buildbattle! :O

by TJRavenD January 24, 2019

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you really pasted the description on Wkipedia

i'm bored to death

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by transdisciplinary August 29, 2021

Fountaining

The act of getting blind drunk, passing out, and urinating in the air whilst lying down. This creates a fountain effect.

Robert was fountaining again last night after that gallon of Budweiser.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

kak fountain

A penis, specifically when it shoots large amounts of semen in a single or biforcated pattern.

I saw Ashley the other day and she was ovulating so I let her lick my kak fountain.

by Jacob King May 5, 2007