flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Dapto flap

A dapto flap is when you store drugs underneath your excess skin or fat.

Person 1: hey did you here about Dave?
Person 2: yeah he got caught doing a dapto flap by the police

by Zane_2528 May 26, 2021

yak flaps

Vagina lips that are saggy and resemble roast beef.

Yo did you get with Hannah last night?

Yeah dude. Her yak flaps made me feel like I was at an Arby’s drive thru.

by Dirtyblazer August 27, 2023

Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

by MGM629 August 8, 2016

Cougar Flaps

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.

Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.

by Demfcane August 18, 2015

Freakin' Flap

When there's trouble or drama going on and you just realized it

Oh freakin' flap are they starting a fight?

by Mikey Rinsa June 9, 2018

muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015