lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen December 26, 2007

air facial

the result of an air jack that is released upon the recipients face, can also be applied to a meal the recipient is eating or directly to the upper lip of the recipient.

brent was talking to this really hot babe when i came up behind him and after dry humping him for a few moments jake and i both gave him air facials after air jacking on him.

by cheweysmoker March 29, 2009

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.

The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.

by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007

cunt faced cunt

An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.

"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"

by Craig Mac February 13, 2008

Open-faced roast beef sandwich

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.

Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

by hr-rp January 5, 2007

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

by freewebs.com/dgtalimage.com November 6, 2007