Fetus

An adorable pet name to call your significant other/girlfriend/boyfriend.

Hey fetus
hey, I love you
I love you too fetus :)

by Pansexual_dumbass September 23, 2020

Kick Fetus Day

This day is to get back on the girls for Kick Dick Day on the 17th October this day will take place where you can kick a girl him her fetus

friends realise it’s kick fetus day and see’s a girl walking past
like ya fetus g
*kicks girl in the fetus*

by like ya fetus g October 1, 2020

Fetus

a fetus is a cluster of cells thats growing into something that can puck on you

omg i cant believe my best friend is growing a fetus

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020

walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016