Rolding

when you're holding a rolling pin and you're rolling around your bed.

Guy 1 : I feel like rolling around on my bed right now.
Guy 2 : but you're still holding a rolling pin
Guy 1 : so what?
Guy 2 : you ain't gonna be rolling, you're gonna be rolding

by DefiDef March 19, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef March 19, 2016