Turkish Exit

When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.

J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"

by Fart McAdams November 29, 2010

Asian Exit

When you subtly leave the table early to pay for the meal

Every time my uncle invites my family to a dim sum, everybody tries to Asian exit their way through. It's annoying.

by rh0m3ga November 29, 2019

Serbian exit

To die in jail from natural causes before a guilty verdict can be reached.

Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.

by Bill the Cat April 24, 2008

Gentleman's exit

While having sex the male participant will realize that the female counterpart is to impared to put together a legitimate sentence. The gentleman then pulls out before finishing and leaves her in her drunken stuper.

I asked if she wanted to switch positions but her response was incoherrent, so i pulled a gentleman's exit.

by joseph bullington December 2, 2011

Serbian exit

To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.

Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

excitable

to be capable of being excited.

theres this new Rambo movie coming out, i haven't heard much about it but i'm excitable.

by dandoon May 7, 2008

Epitome

A common name used mostly for spirits or demons.

Epitome is a cool demon

by Lamar Scrotum February 6, 2019