Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek January 05, 2016

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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

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An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.

"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."

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You’re probably a girl or a gay guy if you have this

by FriedFries January 26, 2019

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When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

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If a person is constantly brainrotting

Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.

by AZZILA May 23, 2025

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when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc

DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

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