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10 point relationship scale

1: Holding hands
2: Hugging
3: Cuddling
4: Kiss on the cheek
5: Kiss on the lips
6: Making out
7: Touching your partners body (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8: 7 but with clothes off
9: Oral sex
10: Sexual intercourse
Guy 1: Hey, how far did you and your girlfriend get on the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to a 6! :D
by gratata69 February 20, 2017
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Punch/Hug Relationship

A violent love/hate relationship with a friend. Every pair of male Australians falls into this category.
I knocked him out with a dictionary once, but now we're best friends. Me an EJ have a Punch/Hug relationship.
by SameAgainThanks March 18, 2017
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Erlection

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008
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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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Erection Denier

When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it
Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!
by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022
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mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically
man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.
by godking superdum November 9, 2009
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Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?
by kl2895 January 10, 2011
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