Dutch Torpedo

The act of taking a shit in any body of water and guiding your fresh turd (henceforth referred to as the torpedo) to your friends swimming nearby, be it by natural currents or human motion. You position yourself upstream, take a squatting position and spread your butt cheeks to launch the warhead. As the guidance system locks in on your target, you then start the countdown sequence: “3, 2, 1, fire!” If your brown torpedo hits one of your friends and triggers its toxic cargo, you then shout “I’ve sunk your battleship!”

Yo Dude, What's this floating in the water? OH NO! It's a Dutch Torpedo! Swim for your life!

by Three Stripes June 10, 2014

dirty dutch oven

When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.

Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."

by dirtydutch416 November 25, 2010

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

The ending of teen pregnancy.

Elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!

by tewhipfoaryew December 10, 2010

Pass the Dutchie

Cover of 'Pass the kutchie", by the Mighty Diamonds, sung by Musical Youth ('82). A "Dutchie" does not refer to ganja; it is a cast iron cooking pot (Dutch oven) used in "the dreadlock's camp". A kutchie IS however a hotpipe for smoke. This song it NOT Bob Marley's (jah bless)!

"Pass the dutchie 'pon de left 'and side...how does it feel when ya got no food?" Bless up!

by Sassafrassquatch November 6, 2009

Call of Duty

The most overrated video game series of all time.

When everyone talks about how awesome the new Call of Duty is, it makes me want to play it less than I did when I first heard about it. All the hype takes away from the actual experience. Just like losing your virginity.

by The Unforgiven King Nothing May 30, 2012

Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by Dazza May 19, 2003

dutch wax

the male equivalent of a brazillian wax.

They told him he'd never make it in the adult industry without a dutch.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004