DookieFarookie

Fecal matter cured over time to form a super being capible of wiping the existance of man with one excrement of flatulence. And he is also known as 'PWND U' - wait, no.

when DookieFarookie was born, he released a silent but deadly noxious cloud. instantly killing the doctors who helped conceive him.

by DookFook May 25, 2006

dookie buns

someone's buttocks after they have defecated but did not wipe themselves.

Yo, girl, you need to wipe yo' dookie buns an' shit, they be smellin' real nuggish! (See nuggish)

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 26, 2006

dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.

the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

by the timmy July 1, 2007

dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.

"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Dooka

Noun- A slang word which refers to a gun.

E.g. "Put the dooka down pussy nigga put your fists up"- Tay-k in the song "Lemonade".

by Rageyjem May 21, 2018

Dookie

Duke Fan. Spoiled, stuck-up, obnoxious, college student, that usually comes from New Jersey/Northeast Region.

The Terps sure did shut those fucking Dookies up in the ACC Tourney last weekend!

That Dookie would feltch Coach K if he had the chance.

Bet that ass hole is a Dookie.

by Bdog March 19, 2004

Dirty Doorknob

It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.

She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.

Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.

"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"

by Shawn12345 October 6, 2008