stairs of doom

The Act Of throwing A woman Down A set of stairs and having sexual acts with her In the position she lands. If they don't land open enough, Try Again!

-"D00D, I gave My bitch the stairs of doom! She's Still In the hospital!"

-"SweetT!"

by JMG December 6, 2006

Line of Doom

The creepy closing logo of Lorimar Productions. Consists of a black background with an orange line that writes out the word "LORIMAR" in a bizarre script font, with an eerie 8-note electric piano scale.

Don't get strangled by the Orange Line of Doom!

by Line of Doom fearer February 18, 2004

Crack of Doom

A crack of unimaginable power that even plumber's spackle cannot tackle.

"There are darker, fouler things in the deep places of the world."

Low cut pants. Enough said.

by K January 27, 2004

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

screaming temporal doom

refers to a hunter/destroyer machine, programmed to target the earth-boy (Dib) in the past, to ensure he will not be a problem to us (Zim and Gir) in the present.

unfortunately, the machine is incompatible with the space-time object replacement device.

TeMPORAL DISPLACEMENT IN PROGRESS!!

by bad bad rubber piggy June 16, 2004

doomity-doom

Originally coined by Invader Zim's malfunctioning SIR Unit, GIR, in the now classic "Doom Song", it has been adopted by humans aware of our own impending destruction. Whether our destruction comes by the Mighty Irken Invaders, our pissed off planet or by our own myopic stupidity, only time will tell.

It is the mental equivalent of Wile E. Coyote's umbrella

Meteor, Volcano, disease, pollution, all too much? Just say 'doomity-doom!' and embrace the DOOM!

by Thor Conner September 25, 2010

Dante Von Doom

a sometimes drunk, and crazy viking or guy, who likes to rock out at partys.

All right, the party can start, Dante Von Doom has arrived!

by Lo- May 17, 2008