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soap dodger

one who is adept at avoiding bars of soap when thrown at them
Tim is an excellent soap dodger and stayed in the game while his teammates were pummeled with bars of soap. He must have learned his techniques from being a three-time MVP of the more traditional sport dodgeball.
by lever October 16, 2005
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Dodge Ram

The act of sitting down on the toilet, placing your hand 8 inches below your turd-cutter, and shitting in you hand. Then proceeding to Ram it right back up into your asshole.
Jacob-“Bro I just had the steamiest dump and did the Dodge Ram”
by G-MackBoy6969 May 29, 2018
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Dodge City Tumbleweed

A sexual antic performed involving penetration from the rear, a wad of duct tape hidden in the palm of ones hand and applied to the pubic region under the guise of a reacharound.
So there ya are, riding your little filly from behind. She thinks your're about to perform an act of selflessness by reaching around and giving the magic button a flick or two. Imagine her surprise when you roll a wad of duct tape through the pubic sagebrush, creating the memorable Dodge City Tumbleweed suitable for display in the bunkhouse. Hang on for the ride cowboy! You'll be leavin' Dodge City faster than you rode in!
by mslmnx November 11, 2009
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bacon dodger

Slang term for jews, not meant to be specifically offensive, but there's no accounting for some peoples sensibilities, is there?
"and as for Jacob, it's months since I last saw the old bacon dodger"
by Taff Roberts September 8, 2008
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Dodged The Shoe

An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.

Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."

Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."

Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."
by oh come on who throws a shoe December 21, 2008
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Dodge Ram

Line of pick-up trucks, notorious for being cheaply made, and uglier than a red-headed 60yr old prostitute.

Also available with the 5.7 HEMI motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what HEMI means.
Douchebag -"Dude, my lifted Dodge Ram HEMI is soooo sick, it's F-ckin' strong bra"

Average Pick up driver - "My Silverado can actually carry shit in the back.... and the only 'bra' around here is the cum-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox"
by dirty chubb November 25, 2010
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dodge Neon

The Neon, depending on what year, can be very efficient and reliable. Highway miles ranging form the mid thirties and up to low forties have been recorded. Homely in its appearance, the car is well worth it in the long run.
I can't believe my 1999 Dodge Neon got 41 Highway miles!
by Nottheone505 July 5, 2008
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