scary bitch disorder

A bitch who talks shit , but when confronted doesn't back any of it up or a bitch who ducks your fade.

Christine suffers from scary bitch disorder.

by Binderella October 15, 2018

master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.

That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008

Narcissistic Dick Disorder

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

by MLGPingu September 1, 2015

intimate pineapple disorder

A disorder where someone likes pineapples in their anus or anywhere else inside their body.

I'm sorry sir, you have intimate pineapple disorder.

by D1n0nlyT8 May 14, 2017

Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015

Extended Emphasis Disorder

The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.

A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"

Or when Clint has to say it.

"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll

Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)

by Fishman1319 May 19, 2009

Kieran Lawless Disorder

A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.

Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder

by Ilikebuttz June 14, 2020