1 december

Only sexy people are born on this day. This is one of the best days in history and if you are a male born on this day, there is no doubt you have a girlfriend

Omg he is born on the 1 December, he must be so hot

by IvanLover56 October 16, 2019

December 22, 2012

The day people will choose the next doomsday.

December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------

Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again

by LegitDefinitions September 27, 2010

December 20

National Hit your head on a wall day

Joe: What day is it ?
Bob: it’s December 20

Bob: Which mean we have to hit our heads on the wall

Teacher: What are you boys doing seat down

Joe:It’s national hit your head on a wall day
Teacher: Ohhh
Teacher: Everyone hit your head on the wall
Class: YEAH

by Hi it’s me y December 10, 2019

December 24

The birthday of the incredible Louis Tomlinson.

“Who’s birthday is it on December 24?”

“Louis Tomlinson, duh”

by thisismxdx October 24, 2020

December 27

It’s MY birthday not stupid Hailie’s birthday. You’re not allowed to go to my birthday party, Hailie, fuck you.

December 27 is NOT Hailie’s birthday. I hate Hailie

by boban Shmoban October 15, 2019

We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.

Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

by jesster79 January 17, 2006

december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

by Wasbiii December 5, 2019