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Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
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pimp.daddey

Is like the prettiest mf you’ll ever meet/see like she’ll probably be a model or sum, I’m not even kidding AND OMG she’s so fcking nice, I love her
Person: who’s pimp.daddey?
Other person: one of my favourite mutuals!!!
by Heazzs June 13, 2021
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Nigga dander

Over 3 days of none showering dandruff of the skin and hair
I kissed my boyfriend's face with my tongue and said, "yo, you got the nigga dander"!
by anonymous December 11, 2021
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No Dadded

When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.
GET NO DADDED FUCKER!
brooo i got no dadded at 100% health, what the fuck is this game?
by Phromes January 4, 2022
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maladaptive daydreaming

although mostly described on the internet as something taking massive, complex proportions, this is pretty much every moment when you choose to not focus on your actual life, and instead pick to escape to some other version of events.
also known as counterproductive daydreaming.

can you make a choice (most often a series of choices) that can change your circumstances in some way? if the answer is "definitely no, i am stuck here, for real, with no escape whatsoever, seriously", then think about working with yourself to improve some other aspect of your life instead. it will not be in vain.

an action plan that you actually plan on taking action on, but you think about a lot, will not fall under this category...unless you are a coward, and keep delaying taking action. that's maladaptive.

some consider this type of daydreaming/fantasising as manifestation, or, worse, as meditation. that is why they are, most likely, behind on their goals...or they just have unethical goals and the universe said: "denied!".
Doug's brain: it's summer. it's too hot. i'm uncomfortable. i am seeing myself engulfed in snow..making snow angels..skiing..making more snow angels (loop on last image)
some God: i'm thinking hard right now where to place this. might be maladaptive daydreaming, it's a bit of a gray area. the snow angels are a nice touch though, thanks!
by wokeup2this July 14, 2022
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Crate daydo modie

She gave me the ole crate daydo modie
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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honeysuckle daydream

by anonymous August 12, 2022
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