Step dads are dick riders, controlling and black mailing person. They favor there own biological kids and treats the step ones like dirt. They make up dumb rules that only applies to the step kids. They are losers, drop outta high school idiots who can't do anything but bully the step kids. They make your moms life a living hell and sometimes you just wish they were never even born. Plus they act like there your actually dad that is the " who ARE you moment" Dick riders swear to life.
Friend: "whats up gurl"
Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..."
Friend: "word too.."
Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..."
Friend: "word too.."
by ThatGirlReaper October 04, 2017
a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.
by b@il69 July 02, 2009
by BigDickRitchie July 16, 2015
The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba
by Fast Bobby July 08, 2003
by #babyscina May 04, 2021
‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
by CoffeeNOrder66 April 04, 2023