craftal meth

the addiction you experience from playing Starcraft or World of Warcraft

"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."

by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011

craftsterbating

Pinning multitudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on Pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.

I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.

by thechimes December 17, 2012

croaf

A small pustule around the Anus caused by contact with dirty or infected animals

After his night with the new puppy, he discovered a small croaf as he examined himself

by Juszo December 7, 2013

crafthead

someone who plays minecraft for an extended period of time. This term is a portmanteau of "craft" (minecraft) and "Crackhead", denoting the addictive properties of the game minecraft.

I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.

by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014

craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.

That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.

by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014

Cryache

a headache you'd get from the physical exertion of crying.

Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."

do you have any advil? i couldn't stop weeping during the end of titanic; gave myself a horrible cryache.

by cryache February 4, 2015

cryaloteashanus disease

It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.

This boy cries all the time and suffers from Cryaloteashanus Disease!

by Yourbuttface March 29, 2015