1 definition by Yourbuttface
It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.
by Yourbuttface March 27, 2015