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Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
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crunchy

ur not crunchy or ur so crunchy
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crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!
" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"
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Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.
Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019
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Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores
My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha
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crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!
by fantatastic October 23, 2019
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crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!
by Green alien dude March 9, 2018
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