Cringe Fissure

Describing comedy so awful that it makes you cringe and rips your butthole apart (fissure)

Did you see Corinne Fisher's standup show the other night?

Man, so CRINGE FISSURE.

by Corrine Fisher July 19, 2021

Butt cringe

When you hear or see something that makes your bum cheeks feel clenched or tickly/ funny

Seeing all that blood totally made my butt cringe

by BlueMerryweather September 13, 2020

cringe cove

Michael is one of the cringe person you will meet. Even though his shlong is 9 inches long, mia still didn’t wanna hop on. He is a follower not leader and he will copy you and say anything that anyone else would say. He is so good at ruining roblox games and he’s favorite place to go is playa bowl and he loves taking he’s favorite girl there mia aka thicc for her size that is the wise words of Michael. The man is good at fighting he’s best attack is the slap on back of head, also known as a fucking pussy😉 he is also the best flag football/basketball play some people say that he is a young John wall and josh Norman. He dated the same girl not once but twice and they didn’t do anything this is cringe cove we love him

Cringe cove: STOP STOP STOP

Boy1 i did like 5 minuets ago

Cringe cove: you said like 100 times

Boy1 I said it twice (everyone agreed )
Cringe cove I DONT CARE (slaps on the back of head)
@ieatceraloutoffthat

by Cringe cove November 29, 2017

Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.

Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.

by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023

Cringe Era

user @jmandraws on Instagram

“oh for god sake jordan is THE cringe era”

by madsgoingbonkers June 2, 2022

Cringe of hipsters

a collective noun for a group of hipsters, as in a murder of crows or a pack of wankers.

"Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"

by grumblah July 18, 2019

cringe island

Quite literally Britain itself.

Person 1: Have you been to Britain?

Person 2: EW!!! Cringe Island!

by StagIsFunnee September 4, 2021