comp romp

to run around showing off a cell phone, i pod, laptop or any other electronic device to every single person in sight.
also describes someone at starbucks who bought a laptop just for their free wi fi and the person that loiters around the electronics section of a store (ex; Wal mart) and shows people around like they work there and know everything about electronics.

Bill: HEY FRANK!!!!! LOOOKKIT MY NEW PHONE!!!!! *waves in face*
Frank: STFU U SPAZZ GAWD WHAT A COMP ROMP... *walks away*
Jose: man, Phil, bill's such a douche...
Phil: naw man, he's a comp romper.

by kepler necbrewski November 28, 2009

companion cube

The eminent center would like to remind you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you and cannot speak. If you do hear the companion cube speak, ignore what it says as it would sooner destroy itself than be a burden to you.

I fucker the companion cube in the ass

by The Hater of haters December 4, 2014

company nigger

Someone who just started working at a new place of employment and gets the crappiest of the crap jobs. Often shortened to CN.

Shut up, your the company nigger, now go get that sponge and clean that toilet.

by 428mustang June 7, 2007

Trash Compactor

When you ask your partner to do anal and they say no because they have to poop and you proceed to do it anyway. You may also choose to do it "accidentally"

She said no again so I decided to give her a trash compactor. She never saw it coming.

by OhNoHeDidnt January 14, 2015

Trash Compactor

The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then jamming it really far down there with your cock.

I shit in Konnor's mouth then gave him the old trash compactor because he tried to spit it out.

by Erin Dillbeque December 13, 2009

compaq

The invention-free PC marketing company that attempted to acquire some brains by buying Digital Equipment Corporation but failed to layoff all of themselves at the same time... so now they all got sucked up by HP and COMPAQ is dead.

Maybe Enron should pull a COMPAQ and buy Saudia-Arabia.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003