camper

In a circle of smoking companions, a person whose turn takes an unreasonable amount of time.

Quit camping and pass the bowl!

by thc September 16, 2004

commericant

synonyms - socialarrogants, libturds, libtardicans

a noun describing americans who still support obama and the liberal congress and all the unpopular BS they are ramming down the throat of americans.

derived from a combination of communist and americant (taken from a mexicant)

Lenny - Why are so many people down on Obama, he can't fix what Bush did over 8 yrs. in just his first year!

Sam - You g-damn Commericant!!! Don't you know the libtards have been in control of Congress since 2006 and Obama has riased the debt ceiling twice already?!?!?!?

by Harry Day December 22, 2009

gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.

Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.

by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007

cunt chomper

Similar to the 'carpet muncher' but different in a sense that someone called 'cunt chomper' is dirty and bull dikish :s

Rosie Odonell is a cunt chomper :P

by Landawg September 16, 2006

Camper

A phrase coined by forgetful gamers describing someone they forgot killed them in the exact same spot not 10 seconds earlier. It's a form of strategy that keep your kills higher then your deaths. That's how you win wars. No modern wars were ever won by people running around in the open. Any tactician will tell you.

It is often frowned upon especially during deathmatch style games since it is assumed everyone is running around and blasting. During the chaos a camper can rack up a good score easily. But if you want to win you have to play smart.

Gamer 1: F*ckng camper! That's such bllsh*t!

Gamer 2: Well instead of running into that room again, throw a grenade, be more cautious, or avoid the room entirely and force the camper to move. A camper will move if you don't voluntarily give him an easy shot.

Gamer 1: Whatever it's still bllsh*t.

by ToHi2Play October 27, 2012

compercial

a commercial seen while watching a youtube or other video site video. Usually it plays before the video when the site is of a commercial nature, such as yahoo's launchcast music video site. The word is formed from the combined words of commercial and computer. AKA computer commercial. It can also be used for a commercial that is played on tv, but is made available online.

"I watched a compercial on pepsi.com"

"I just saw a cool compercial play while watching a Bad Religion music video on yahoo.com"

by Jite May 16, 2009

Commercial niceness

When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.

"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".

"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".

"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"

"That's commercial niceness for you".

"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009