Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.

"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"

by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021

Cojones

Spanish word for the testes, gonads, balls.

Also used in Cuba as an expletive for just about anything, similar to how the British use the word "bullocks".

However, Cubans will almost always drop the 'S' at the end of the word, therefore it will sound similar to "cojone", and if they use the word at the end of a sentence, they will put extreme emphasis on the word. (See second example below)

"Ay cojones, se me olvido pagar el bill de la electricidad."

"Estoy harto de esta pinga. Ya no quiero ni mujer ni COJONE."

by socopacetic October 28, 2021

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

Cajun Lo

Its what my sister calls kylo ren

Sister : Where is Cajun Lo

Me : up yo butt

by Your Mother (not a joke) June 2, 2022

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017