clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

clusterliscious

Fucked, mental, chaotic - in a good way.

My life is clusterliscious.

by WillyKat October 14, 2016

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything

"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.

by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017

clustermess

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.

"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"

by mkhwn May 18, 2018

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018