claving

opposite of jelqing, inverse jelqing
the goal of claving is to exercise ur penis to get smaller, therefore extending it in the process

“I caught Robert claving in front of the girls at the party”

“Silly Robert, he’s always claving”

by claveboy February 11, 2024

Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 18, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 9, 2024

Casing

The act of putting one's penis's head into another's foreskin. Similar to docking, except you seal it for good with glue.

Michael and David are casing each other with hot sticky gooey glue as they exchange French kisses.

by Blazamuel June 13, 2024

Clashing Autisms

When two people have autistic traits that conflict with each other. For example, one person always talks ant full volume and the other person hates loud noise.

This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.

Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.

Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.

by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024

Chasing A Bird With Your Hands

Chasing something that is hard to get, or achieve.

I'm just gonna focus on my work and me until the right girl comes in my life.

- Yeah its better than going around chasing a bird with your hands

by Toby CA February 7, 2026