The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
Get the Chimpanzee Frown mug.Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
Get the Chimp-Fuck mug.a clan of individuals residing in the greendale area of wisconsin who possess the uncanny ability to grow grass from any place that would normally grow hair. Re-difining the phrase "She's got bush" one offspring at a time
Did you see Luigi Chiappetti today? Omg ya! somebody seriously needs to weedwhack that grassy bush of his!
by shanksapottamus February 18, 2010
Get the chiappetti mug.Verb. To punch somebody in the perineum. Often used as a threat to a person standing up in front of you at a concert when everyone else is sitting.
by Groner November 6, 2010
Get the Chiapowski mug.When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
Get the Chimpanzee Bitchslap mug.by Bobloblaw January 2, 2015
Get the Chilipino mug.To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic
by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015
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