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horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 20, 2021
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Jelly-casting

When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.
My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.
by Wild billiard January 23, 2022
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joke casting

when someone is fake laughing at another's joke or funny behaviour.
person 1: whats 9 + 10

person 2: *laughs on the outside* (but inside is very annoyed)
person 3: that guy is clearly joke casting you.
by MDstar February 26, 2022
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Zen-Carting

Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.
After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!
by GillilyPad August 16, 2023
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Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉
I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.
by SD3535 September 7, 2023
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Caleb Cantin

A Caleb Cantin is a man who is both thick and thick. Borderline retarded, but borderline the baddest boybitch you've ever seen.
Shiii... that boy a real Caleb Cantin with that dumptruck
by MarkusFBI April 1, 2024
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Side-Carting

A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob
Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
by Discuitz March 21, 2025
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