An absolutely disgusting sexual act. A combination of a dirty sanchez, a bukkake, a rusty trombone, a Cleveland steamer, while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
by Dr. S. T. Colbert DFA February 05, 2010
the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 05, 2010
1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).
2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
by Reinhardtz February 05, 2010
A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
by Teh Weesus February 05, 2010
The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
by Dr. Canadian Historian February 05, 2010
Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.
Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.
by TaakaTaaka February 05, 2010
2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
by Carlos Cumslurper February 05, 2010