Skip to main content

Canada's History

the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Canada's History

a sexual act so distasteful that truck stop hookers will charge double and 2 packs of cigarettes to get the gerbil back out and unplug the jumper cables.
Trixie gave me Canada's History and it costs me 60 bucks and a carton of Marlboros.
by wapeaka February 5, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Canadas History

1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).

2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
Ran outta room for my winter clothes...gonna have to make them Canadas History.
by Reinhardtz February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canadas History mug.

Canada's History

A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.

It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.

Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
Well we heard that the frat around the corner does a ritual including "Canada's History"
by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it cannot be described on national television
she's so skanky she'll do canada's history
by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Canada's History

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.
I have answered Colbert's call by describing to you all Canada's History
by JD4566 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Canada's History

The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?

Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!

Bob: Take off!

Doug: You take off, hoser.
by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email