Vent camping

The act of camping in a small narrow space with only one way to enter or leave. The "camper" shoots his enemy with ease.

Guy 1: I love playing zombies but I hate it when people always start vent camping.

Guy 2: Ya i know i can never get to them.

by nottelling3979 June 8, 2011

Room-camping

The excuse made up for multiple absences from important activities (eg. school, team sports) due to being lazy and lying in bed.

Ian: Man! Why weren't you in English class this morning?

You: Room-camping.

by bazinga889 July 8, 2011

red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012

Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.

Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.

by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

groop camping

Term typically used by festival goers to describe a group camping ticket package. Ensures everyone in your groop will have adjacent campsites.

We should buy the groop camping package so we won't end up on opposite ends of the campsite.

by swp33 May 17, 2014

illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

by walker4209 October 27, 2014

brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

by arsemonkey August 17, 2014