Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Summer bummer

They state of being bummed because your summer was completely wasted or it didn't turn out how you wanted it to be and now you have to face the consequences of no more holidays because your days were over.

I'm afraid that we're going summer bummer.

by danswords July 14, 2019

Dog Bummer

He who bums dogs

Barnsely Dave Bums Dogs

by James April 3, 2003

Bumpercar

(verb) bump•er car When an enormously fat person tries to get around you in a crowded place, usually resulting in you being knocked back a few feet away by their huge love handles.

Karen: Joanie, did you see what just happened?
Joanie: Did some cuntbandit steal your drink again?
Karen: No! Some stupid fatass just bumpercarred me right into the garbage can.
Joanie: Did you spill your drink?
Karen: No.
Joanie: Oh, thank god.

by reg&rob June 14, 2011

Bumper Sticker Politics

Persuading people to support a politician or initiative through the use of catchphrases, broad/short statements or simply selling the idea that people need to belong to a political party while depending on the target audience laziness not to do any actual research to see if the politician or initiative has any outstanding flaws that will burn them.

The frenzy increases around elections and can be easily spotted in message boards when people try to turn any news article into a political statement even if it really has nothing to do with politics.

Do you really think your Beliefs are in jeopardy depending on who is in office? You need to stop buying into the bumper sticker politics you see on the road and actually read unbiased articles instead.

by MrWall August 23, 2012

bumper

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).

My bumpers all bashed after that crash.

by Tom_NZ April 7, 2007