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Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.
"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."
Rubber Bullet Kisses by D.E March 18, 2004
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Brown Bullet Hole 

I can see your brown bullet hole when you bend over like that
Brown Bullet Hole by jacksheppard December 30, 2006

Red-Bullet 

Drinking a red bull in the morning knowing you have to do something very important in the morning and you have to wake up from only have a couple hours of sleep.
Anton: Ready to go out to the club tonight!
Nik: Yes sir, i do not care what time i get home tonight! I'll just {red-bullet} in the morning
Red-Bullet by itsnikfosho February 10, 2010

booger bullet 

When a dried piece of snot you've been saving gets blown out of your nose and into a tissue accompanied by the sound of a terrific gunshot.
Man I couldn't unblock my nose for ages, but the last time I blew my nose I shot out a massive booger bullet.
booger bullet by twoup October 10, 2009

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.
"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"
japanese bullet train by Perskakras December 19, 2014

food bullet 

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face
I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!
food bullet by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016

Single bullet retirement 

When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.
Did you hear that bill gave himself a single bullet retirement on Tuesday?