dick buffer

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

Buffet Molestor

One who consistantly makes a habit of (and loves) depleting all available food supplies; see deffinitions for rashaud

The cookie monster was the buffet molestor of the cookie jar.

by Flipz and Sparrow April 23, 2005

buffet

When you have two or more females with there pants off and legs open and your preform oral on all of them. Also known as eating a female out .Hence why its called a buffet since you can eat all you want.

Dude I went to this bar downtown last night and bought home three girls and had a buffet with them

by mrallen February 8, 2012

Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

Homo-Buffer

A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)

Dude... we need a homo-buffer.

by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005

buffering

the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.

Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!

by /chris-correia/ February 16, 2009