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brown thunder 

The sound manifested by late night shits combined with farts and toilet bowl acoustics.
Man, last night, I crept into the bathroom to take a dump. I ripped a nice juicy one into the bowl. Oh man, the sound. Woke the whole neighborhood up. It was some SERIOUS brown thunder
brown thunder by Datheus March 14, 2003

brown bottle flu

n. - a condition consisting of a headach combined with nausea and a sensitivity to bright lights and loud noises. Usually caused by a night of heavy drinking. aka - Hangover
Debbie called in sick today because she has the brown bottle flu.
brown bottle flu by MDM December 1, 2004

bronsexual 

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.
Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.
bronsexual by GM123 July 20, 2016

brown iron 

brown iron is the common term for bumcivilian, the most basic form of iron. It is produced when a sample of iron is mixed with sulphuric acid. Brown iron has the unusual property of absorbing all sound waves within close proximity.
The bell isn't broken. In fact it's in perfect working order. It's just that when brown iron is produced, it has the effect of sucking up all the sound in the vicinity.
brown iron by voodoodanny March 5, 2009

brown willy 

Just like a wet willy, but you stick your finger in your butthole first.
Maze gave Jon a brown willy, after he broke the rules of masturbation night.
brown willy by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009