Boots

A savage motherfucking gray and yellow monkey from dora the explorer that jumps all the fuck around and does cringey little dances all the time when Dora sings her dumbass fucking Mexican tunes and stares deeply into the camera when she Asks a question and no one answers

Boots is a coping mechanism for my depression

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Boots

1. Bad, not good

2. Weird or odd

1. That movie was so boots.

2. Omg did you see Kathy’s outfit today it was so boots.

by EC September 7, 2020

Bootered

to be absolutely fucking zoinked off drugs or alcohol. like to another fucking dimension where you can see sound and hear colors.

My nigga Derwick was bootered off the Henny last night

by kichtherid December 30, 2020

boots theory

A socio-economic theory named by the character Captain Samuel Vimes in Terry Pratchet's novel "Men at Arms." The boots theory suggests that wealthy individuals end up spending less money in the long run compared to poorer individuals due to the wealthy being able to invest in high-quality products that last for several years or more, whereas the impoverished must subsist on cheaper, low-quality versions of the same items that only last for a short period of time before needing to be replaced.

"My rich friend is able to buy a pair of boots that cost me two months' salary, and they'll last him forever. I'm stuck buying crappy knock-offs that wear out after only a few weeks. That's boots theory in practice right there."

by AOmundson January 29, 2022

Boones Trail

The poop that goes up your back after you wipe

I had boones trail and it stunk

by texasgunner February 2, 2022

Bootist

A person who is a boot wearer is a devout bootist.

He's a faithful bootist.
(Excerpt from Magnumb,Private Eye book)

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

Lucky Boots

A cat above all others; supreme.
The sexiest cat in all of history.
A Lucky Boots usually is very independent, but loves to cuddle, and be held. An LB doesn't take crap from other cats.

Mm Hm. Look at that cat. That is definitely a Lucky Boots.

by RockinHotty November 2, 2008