I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008

beamers

When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.

"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"

by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008

Beam Me Up Scotty

A legendary mixtape made by no other than Nicki Minaj signed in YMCMB.
Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Brinx, Gucci Mane, Drake, Shannell, Rocko, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, Ron Browz, Red Cafe, and Ricki Blaze feature in the tracks... Not to mention DJs including Holiday and DJ Khaled!
Released in 2009.

Person 1: Dude you've probably heard Itty Bitty Piggy, right?

Person 2: Yeah, it's that dope shit from Beam Me Up Scotty!

Person 1: Yeah! Nicki's the best!

by tig.ole.bitties June 27, 2011

Beam

To beam someone/beaming means to contact them via the internet. (Facebook, IM, Email, etc.)

John telling Jonathan to contact Andrew: "Can you beam him on facebook?"

by OrangeWeiner March 24, 2011

BEAM

The act of creating a "beem" (or beam) is when a girls sphincter is excessly huge and gaping during anal copulation.

"Beeeeeem! for my man johnson!" - Lexinton Steel

by Lexiton Steel July 26, 2006

BLAM!

A word that is screamed in the heat of the moment.

See FRANK IT UP

As you punch Emril in the face, you'll say "BLAM"!.

As you orgasm on the clown that you have tied in your trunk, you'll scream, "BLAM!"

As Frank is on your shoulders and you toss him 45 Km, he will scream BLAM! and ejaculate at the same time. You will then FRANK IT UP!

by PheeeDizzle June 22, 2009

Blameationship

A Relationship Based Solely On Blaming.

My friend said he was going to blame his wife for something. I told him that, that might result in injury to ones self. He said "I'll do it over the phone so by the time I see her, her rage will have died down enough that it won't matter. Afterward he said, "We have a Blameationship"

by Jason & Keith June 28, 2006