by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007
Get the brady bunch mug.It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.
"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"
by PoolseSchilder November 6, 2011
Get the Brunch mug.To go "brunching" or "brunchie" is another way to say your getting high or that your about to smoke a fat blunt. Just another word to hide the fact that your smoking. You could ask someone to go to brunch tomorrow and your mom wouldn't know what you're talking about.
Mariam and Annie went brunching this weekend!
Want to brunch?
Lets brunchie!
Do you want to go to brunch(ie) tomorrow?
Want to brunch?
Lets brunchie!
Do you want to go to brunch(ie) tomorrow?
by A-town playa October 28, 2006
Get the brunchie mug.A Blunch is a "Surfer Dude" "Emo Kid" "Preppy Kid" or a "Skater Boy" that usually speaks with the stereotipical surfer talk.
Blunches usually have the long, shoulder length hair: Common hair color is blond, sometimes brown.
Blunches usually tend to think they are "HOT SHIT" ( Cool, Better than everyone else. )
A noun
Blunches usually have the long, shoulder length hair: Common hair color is blond, sometimes brown.
Blunches usually tend to think they are "HOT SHIT" ( Cool, Better than everyone else. )
A noun
by David Gnzo October 19, 2006
Get the blunch mug.The guy you sleep with between relationships. A female empowered term which refers to a fun guy to drink mimosas and have sex with who isn’t a jerk about it and isn’t gonna mess up your dinner plans.
"How is Michael?"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"
by That Boswell Guy April 20, 2017
Get the brunch boy mug.The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.
A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"
Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009
Get the High Bunch of Five mug.A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009
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