Barger

The act of skipping a friend's planned event without any forewarning, remorse or sense of obligation.

I was too lazy to leave my couch today, so I pulled a Barger on my buddy's birthday event.

by xMrRocknRollx November 21, 2016

Barker College

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by Xavier Gyngell KNOX opopopo October 17, 2021

Barber Shop

v. When a man brushes his johnson against an unwilling victim.

I once saw a guy catch a barber shop to the face at a Phish concert, full nuts.

by JonDutch November 8, 2004

bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.

Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.

by noice87 February 21, 2012

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)

Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered

by Mark Cav April 26, 2006

Travis Barker

Drummer for Punk-Rock band Blink-182 and also drummer for side projects such as +44, Box Car Racer and The Transplants. One of the greatest drummers alive.

Travis Barker is a insane drummer

by wh@ti5twitt3r August 17, 2009