asshole

A person who falsifies who they are trying to get you to like them. Only to find out that they have nothing to offer you nor anyone else. They are a parasite and shit on everything that's good in humanity. This person is a shit talking, waste of life that has nothing better to do than to come up with lies about you and everyone else around you. Their brains and head are full of shit, and their mouths are the rectal rings of which it produces mass quantities of fecal uselessness. This person can not hold any personal relationships because they are as boring as they have feared.

Man, that guy Deejay is a real asshole, he told that girl I was married! I can't stand assholes like that.

by delfindiaz7 October 4, 2015

asshole

1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk

Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.

by Wick Wack IV May 7, 2015

asshole

Something to call a person you hate

Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!

by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016

asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.

"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"

by ohnobaby April 7, 2016

asshole

People that post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook.

You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.

by empathypilote August 28, 2017

Asshole

To push someone’s ass into a hole of some sort in an effort to get them out of your way

“If he gets in your way, asshole him!”

Asshole, verb.

by JimothyJangaloosfendaserinjin. February 25, 2019

Asshole

Sydney. Sydney is an asshole

'wow, Sydney is such an asshole'

by Kerlin qwern November 2, 2019