Anus Cake

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

by BallSlapper9000 November 08, 2011

anus licking

The act of licking Shadez anus with love and tenderness until Shadez has fully come to an orgasmic peak and exploded his nutritious booty juice all over your face.

King Carlos was anus licking all day yesterday wow he was on 3dz doing it in front of everyone.

by Shadez-inc. September 05, 2014

Anus fetus

A fetus that has miraculously transferred to the anal intestinal, thus being able to give birth to the baby through the anus. This happens once in 32 trillions, though it hasn't happened or at least noted in the anthropological history.

In the 21st century the word evolved into a slang for having a huge amount of excrement in the rectum, and therefore having the need to dispose it in the nearest future.

"I had to shit so bad, i felt like i had an anus fetus!"

"Some history books say that Jesus himself was in fact an anus fetus!"

by The Crazy Madman November 04, 2011

anus wrecker

one who wrecks an anus.

My boyfriend is aggressive when we have anal sex. He is an anus wrecker.

by screambler December 15, 2010

Achielles Anus

a popular phrase to describe an individual with the inability to defecate under extreme circumstances or under severe stress

Henry Achielles Anus keeps him from using port-a-potty's at sporting events, concerts or when pyrotechnics are going off.

by Crotch Cricket April 28, 2009

anus stretcher

When four seperate men grab four metal poles. They proceed to shove them up a person's ass, and each of them run in a different direction.

Joe was behaving in such a manner that would constitute him receiving an anus stretcher.

by BrettyH February 14, 2003

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003