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Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
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Ant Party

1. Where ants drink booze and dance and eat cockroach pudding.
2. When ants team up and bite you as hard as they can.
1. Ant #1 : Coming to the ant party?

Ant #2: Sure.

2. Man: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! Ant Party on my leg! Ant Party!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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Ante

Biggest dick in the universe, walking manifesto of sex.Just by being in the same room as him will get you pregnant.His sexyness can only be compared to his intellect.He is a giga chad and the definition of chad.
Ante is a fucking chad.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Ant

by Respi November 23, 2021
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ant!

by m.katsuragi November 24, 2021
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Ant Page

Probably the smoothest being alive also the cutest. Genuinely can’t find a man like an ant page.
“Hey did you Ant Page?”
Yeah he’s so hot
by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021
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Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.
“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”
by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021
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