aggressitive

When you need to approach a problem aggressively but conservatively and management doesn't like terms like medium or normal.

We need to be aggressitively deploying the new software stack to all clients.

by Anonymous42000000 March 2, 2023

Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

by [e-mail] September 13, 2023

Classive Aggressive

Delicate/soft classical music played at a high volume.

While prepping for the wedding reception the DJ cranked Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and everyone was confused.

Waiter 1: What is he doing?

Waiter 2: What?

Waiter 1: The music! It seems pretty classive aggressive!

Waiter 2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Watier 1: Nevermind...

by bozzmcman November 15, 2011

artists aggression

when an artist messes up on a piece of art and can not find any possible way in fixing. And in trying to fix it makeing it worse. Leading to usually a broken canvas in the trash.

That artists aggression has led to several broken canvases.

by WinnieThePooh December 29, 2014

discontent aggregator

A discontent aggregator is a website or other publication composed primarily of articles seeking to expose, shame, and/or shower with contempt any person, organization, or pop-culture belief or artifact that offends the aggregator's particular ideology. Discontent aggregators are like content aggregators in that they produce articles about nearly everything in publication, but differ in that their articles primarily focus on criticizing every topic for violating the aggregator's beliefs.

Both the Men's Rights website, ReturnofKings, and the Women's Rights website, Jezebel.com, would be examples of discontent aggregators.

by Deome May 31, 2015

Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.

"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"

by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016

Homo aggressive

When you aggressively act in a homosexual manner, where one makes an aggressive sexual suggestion

Examples of homo aggressive statements
How about you suck me off? or Why don't you put your cock in my mouth?

How about you take your key and stick it in my ignition?

by M4RCU5X15 September 7, 2017