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Ablosplat

A type of person who licks the text off of books.
How dare you lick my book, you ablosplat!
by P1PPY August 3, 2023
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Ambosexual

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.
The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.
by Nicull August 16, 2024
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abbots orange

When Bass tells you to look something up and it isn’t fucking there
You looked it up on the internet and it was an abbots orange
by Billy the fucking bitch December 15, 2023
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Abbas

Someone who really likes kids and is violent towards special needs hamsters
Aw man I wish abbas ain't here I got my special needs hamster with me and my kids
by Pat key February 2, 2024
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Abbasali

DUDE! anyone repping this name is the perfect lover. everything about him is boldly charming, just the way he composes himself, talks to people, has a banter and friendly vibe, easy going and chill. Abbasali has all the ladies drooling over him which makes him a picky person so if he chooses you, bow down and be grateful. When you get a first glance at this unique individual you'll notice his skin is sun kissed and his brown eyes would be covered with dark lashes which will hold the attention of the beholder. Abbasali is super super open minded and is open to listening to everyone speak their mind. He has a really creative imagination and is very artistic in nature. I swear to god he would be the most coolest person to travel with and explore this world ( talk about space and you've won him over for life) He lives his life such as sculpted from real life experiences though he hates following people and trends, so he is not social media savvy which makes him an ambivert. His love for music is his real emotional and social power, though he is really realy smart if he hides it from you that would mean that he is allowing you to be who you are. If you are lucky to be his girfriend, the sex oh my fucking god is out of this world. the way he thrusts his dick inside you will make you cum and orgasm in just 5 minutes.
person: Hey that's Abbasali

Other person: OH MY GOD! im so influenced by him. im so happy he is here, we're going to have a great night .

Girl next to person: Ive loved him since a while now, i would be the luckiest girl if i can become his lover or even just get fucked sensually or even rough.

Girl: I was waiting for someone like him to enter my life.

Another person: He is the coolest guy here! we should definitely ask him where to travel next as he is so adventurous.
by Living_amongst_the_stars February 3, 2024
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Abbasali

Abbasali is damn confident, and a guy that treats you with respect and kindness, is no different in public than he is in private. It's more of his attitude rather than physical good looks which lures me in all the time. He has a cute smile which is to die for. I Love Abbasali.
Look at that star! im going to name it Abbasali
by Living_amongst_the_stars February 3, 2024
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Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich
Oh please
by Jenniflop November 18, 2023
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