Derek

An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.
Oh my god I desperately want to date Derek, he’s such a great guy.
by Juice juice December 29, 2021
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dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.
hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!
by mark dodds February 15, 2023
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Derek

Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022
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Derek Hardesty

The Sexiest man I know, that Loves his beautiful wife & kids more than life it self. Shows unselfishness & kindness, has a huge heart & is well endowed; & proves it!
Wow! I wish I had a man like Derek Hardesty!
by Toyladybug2 May 14, 2015
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Derek Bioski

A kid who decided to be an asshole by spoiling endgame.
Derek Bioski
by ADentedHydroFlask May 5, 2019
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derek

a beta male who doesn't leave his house
by vinylie May 16, 2022
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Derek

has a lot of pimples and cant get any girls
OMG derek you are so ugly
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