You're Not That Real

A phrase responding to someone's ridiculous threat or claim in which they will do something "shocking"

John- "I'm so mad at that cop, I'm gonna roundhouse kick him in the face"

Bob- "You won't do it! You're not that real!"

You're Not That Real by psychodelicagnosticmanbearpig February 26, 2012

You're up my crack 

To have someone getting into your business.

You're up my crack

You're up my crack by Sincerely, The Doctor January 1, 2015

You're getting yours, I'm getting mine. 

Everyone else is out there getting theirs. Make sure you're taking one and getting one for yourself. While everyone is out there having a good time, you're out there having a fucking great time. Take what you want and have one for you.

Dude 1: "Hope you're getting yours, I'm getting mine."

You're getting yours, I'm getting mine. by Beauties Only March 23, 2017

you're game 

A phrase used when someone is doing a particularly daring activity.

"Hey, I'm going to ask Jana out today."
"Damn, man, you're game!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Oh dude, she'll eat you alive!"

you're game by ImpalaSamLicker6781 April 13, 2017

You're such a Joe Biden 

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...

You're such a Joe Biden by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022

“You’re so funny” 

I wanna fuck

What does it mean when a girl says “you’re so funny”? She wants that dick!

“You’re so funny” by Ipkkl February 18, 2023

you're bored 

You are one bored mf. You are probably avoiding sleeping by looking up random stuff on urban dictionary GO TO BED

Person 1: "wyd?"
Person 2: "I'm looking up random stuff on urban dictionary"
Person 1: "you're bored. Go to bed"

you're bored by A coool persone March 19, 2023