my wiggling wiener and petite balls are shriveling to pieces.
by retard-guy December 24, 2022
pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
by Satan Trump May 13, 2018
by SoulOfDragon May 01, 2016
(Only happens to men for some unknown reason) When you get really high and feel a shit ton of energy rush through your body and it flows through your penis, creating a orgasmic feeling.
Man I smoked some weed last night and was chilling on the couch when I had a wiener moment.
" hits weed" Man look at nick with his eyes rolled back and pure joy on his face,he must be having a wiener moment
" hits weed" Man look at nick with his eyes rolled back and pure joy on his face,he must be having a wiener moment
by Asap unknown May 30, 2021
A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024