Why do I have to be Steve-O? 

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.

1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

Why do I have to be Steve-O? by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011

Why Don't We 

An amazing band made up of 5 cute, wonderful guys named Zach, Daniel, Jonah, Jack and Corbyn. They are all so unique and talented.

Girl: Woah those boys are so cute, and those songs are amazing!

Girl 2: Yup this is Why Don't We

Why Don't We by Limelight🍋💡 October 23, 2018

Why does this dictionary exist? 

A question that is going to be left unanswered...

Why does this dictionary exist?

Why does this dictionary exist? by Other Tony Stark November 22, 2019

Why so basement? 

A quote used by Josef Fritzl, he tends to do 2 things rape in basements and watch the dark knight this famous quote is when he merged the both.

Josef: Why so basement?

Helpless Child: Dunno

Why so basement? by Wan Dilliamsmells March 24, 2009

Why oh why? 

The term used by overly dramatic people when something thing doesn't quite go their way.

Normal person: Sorry, but you didn't get the part.
Overly dramatic person: Why oh why? Life is cruel! I HATE YOU!!!!

Why oh why? by crazy.wild.free May 14, 2012

why don't you 

A generalized comeback when someone suggests for you to do something. Especially when said something is:
a) obvious
b) your job but you'd rather it not be

Most effectively used when your friend is right but you don't want to give them the gratification of admitting as much.

Friend1: "I really like this girl but I don't know what to do."
Friend2: "Why don't you just ask her out?"
Friend1: "Why don't you?"

why don't you by Jon4321232 January 4, 2009

why you look HIV positive 

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".

Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)

why you look HIV positive by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009